Knock, knock
Who's there?
Call the ghost in your underwear
Call the ghost in your underwear who?
Call the ghost in your underwear "boo"
It's fine, all right, you can stay the night
But please be gone by next morning's light
Oh, please don't pout
Don't cause a scene
Oh, baby girl, don't be mad at me

Oh, boo, what can I do?
It's not me, yeah, it's you
You've been hittin' the heartbrakes hard
It ain't no use, cos we're still gonna crash,
Cos you're still keeping after me
It's flattering, but really!

Abracadabra!
Every summer you disappear
Cos it's so sticky in the Dirty South
It's hot as balls
Hey now, watch your mouth!

I must repeat: I think you're sweet
But ain't no way that I'm gonna meet
Your mother, your father
Your dog or your brother
Your nephew and niece, girl
I just can't be bothered

Hit the heartbrakes
Hit the heartbrakes
Hit the heartbrakes
Hit the heartbrakes, baby
You're driving crazy