I remember way back when I was just a boy
Going places with my mom and dad
It used to scare me to death how momma used to act
After 6 or 7 beers she's had
We were sitting at a table
When momma got disabled
All the liquar running to her head
Soon I got to chokin daddy wasnt jokin
When he grabbed me by the arm and said

Don't look now mommas got her boobs out
Showin every body in town
Our faces turning red
We were wishing we were dead
There were people standing all around
When momma gets a drinking there ain't much thinking
Theres nothing anybody can do
Just hope and pray there never comes a day
When mommas out drinking with you