I work down at the pizza pit I drive an old hyundai I still live with my mom and dad I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight I'm a scifi fanatic A mild asthmatic And I've never been to second base But there's another other me That you need to see Go checkout myspace
'Cause online I'm out in hollywood I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good I drive a maserati I'm a black-belt in karate And I love a good glass of wine It's turns girls on that I'm mysterious I tell them I don't want nothing serious 'Cause even on a slow day I could have a three way chat With two women at one time I'm so much cooler online So much cooler online
When I get home I kiss my mom and she fixes me a snack And I head down to my basement bedroom and fire on the mac In real life any time I've ever even been to L.A Is when I got the chance with the marching band To play tuba in the rose parade
Online I live in Malibu I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ I'm single and I'm rich And I' ve got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind It's turns girls on that I'm mysterious I tell them I don't want nothing serious 'Cause even on a slow day I could have a three way- chat With two women at one time I'm so much cooler online So much cooler online
When you got my kind of stats It's hard to get a date Let alone a real girlfriend But I grow another foot and I lose a lot of weight Everytime I login
Online I'm out in Hollywood I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good Even on a slow day I could have a three way- chat With two women at one time I'm so much cooler online So much cooler online
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