(Intro:)
Hey Guys, Have You Seen My Ta-Ta, Ta-Ta, Ta-Ta-Ta's
My Ta-Ta, Ta-Ta, Ta-Ta-Ta's

I Will Play You Just Like This.

Cruisin' Down The 101. At A Stop Light.
Everybody's Having Fun. Gonna Get Right.
Platinum Hair And Rocker Boots. I'm The Biggest Truckin' News.
Stompin' In My Gator Boots.
I Think You Better Run On.

You Think I'm Sexy Cool, Just Watch You'll See, You'll Drool.
Stop Looking Up And Down, There's More Of You To Come Around.
Some Say I'm Just A Ditz, A Season, Just A Flick.
'Cause I Won't Promise This.

I Will Play You Just Like This.

Low Rider Jeans Hug A Little Tighter...Yeah
Low Rider Jeans Hug A Little Lower...Huh

You Think I'm Sexy Cool, Just Watch You'll See, You'll Drool.
Stop Looking Up And Down, There's More Of You To Go Around.
Some Say I'm Just A Ditz, A Season, Just A Flick.
'Cause I Won't Promise This.

I Will Play You Just Like This.

You Think I'm Sexy Cool, Just Watch You'll See, You'll Drool.
Stop Looking Up And Down, There's More Of You To Go Around.
Some Say I'm Just A Ditz, A Season, Just A Flick.
'Cause I Won't Promise This.

I Will Play You Just Like This.

Tick-Tock On The Clock, Let Me See You Whirl.
Everybody's Screaming...Pretty Fly For A White Girl.

Latin Expidition, Platinium Black, New Addition.
Kinda Not But Really Hot.

What You Think, I Can't Pop.
My Thighs, My Hips, My Eyes Have Got You Going Crazy...Whooooo
My Lips, My Thighs, My Eyes Have Got You Going Crazy

Ouh...Aha...Aha...Aha...Aha...Aha

Uno - Dos - Tres

Low Rider Jeans Hug A Little Tighter...Oh Yeah
Low Rider Jeans Hug A Little Lower...Ah...Oh...No
Low Rider Jeans Hug A Little Tighter...Yeah...Yeah
Low Rider Jeans Hug A Little Lower.

You Think I'm Sexy Cool, Just Watch You'll See, You'll Drool.
Stop Looking Up And Down, There's More Of You To Go Around.
Some Say I'm Just A Ditz, A Season, Just A Flick.
'Cause I Won't Promise This.

I Will Play You Just Like This.

You Think I'm Sexy Cool, Just Watch You'll See, You'll Drool.
Stop Looking Up And Down, There's More Of You To Go Around.
Some Say I'm Just A Ditz, A Season, Just A Flick.
'Cause I Won't Promise This.

I Will Play You Just Like This.

(Outro:)
Yo...Dude, That Was Hot Brooke.
I Know That Was Pretty Good...Huh
Hey...Hey...Guys Now......What Now?
That Went Really Well, But I Think This Time I'm Gonna Need More Cow Bell.
Ah...If You Don't Do It Again With More Cow Bell, I'm Gonna Have To Slap Something Out Of You.
Oh...Shut Up