You have a jump in your step,
But a rip in your, a rip in your rep,
And everybody knows it,
So be sure to be proud
And don't forget you aren't allowed to brag

I just gave myself the shivers,
And that's what you get when you think about her.
And I just gave myself the shivers,
And that's what you get, that's what you get.

With that facade,
You can do no wrong.
Many will enter but few will win,
So please be sure to read the fine print

I spend more time in front of mirrors
Than any gent should because, let's face it,
One on one is more fun anyway.
And everybody knows it,
But I'm not so proud
And I'll never be the one to brag
To brag about how

I just gave myself the shivers,
And that's what you get when you think about her.
And I just gave myself the shivers,
And that's what you get, that's what you get

With that facade,
You can do no wrong.
Many will enter but few will win,
So please be sure to read the fine print.

With that facade,
You can do no wrong.
Many will enter but few will win,
So please be sure to read the fine print.
The fine print

The arch in your eyebrows can tell the truth.
Just imagine what your back could do,
And the dance floor where I do my best
Is your, your mattress.

The arch in your eyebrows can tell the truth
Just imagine what your back can do,
And the dance floor where I do my best
Is your, your mattress.

I just gave myself the shivers,
And that's what you get when you think about her
And I just gave myself the shivers,
And that's what you get, that's what you get.

With that facade,
You can do no wrong.
Many will enter but few will win,
So please be sure to read the fine print.

With that facade,
You can do no wrong.
Many will enter but few will win,
So please be sure to read the fine print.
The fine print.