This is another one too; I hate it when somebody turns around in my driveway
You’re just sitting comfortably watching TV. you hear a car pull up
"Who is this!?" ha, it's so disruptive you look out, strange car.
You don't know if it's a government official
You start getting concerned "What, I don't know this car?!"
Then they turn to leave and your like
"YOU SON OF A BITCH, YOU WASTED MOMENTS OF MY LIFE, MOMENTS I WILL NEVER GET BACK"

Someday, oh, I'm going to run out to that car
Catch them before they leave
Knock on their window, make them roll it down be like
"You ever turn around in my drive way again; I’m going to cut your fucking head off.
I'm going to put your head on my antenna and drive around with your head on my antenna"
And hopefully I’ll get a twofer and the person will be like
"Are you out of your fucking mind!?"
Then I pull out a switch blade and they go
"YOU REALLY ARE OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND"
And I go "ZANG ZADAMN"

I hope they never come back and try to turn around in that driveway again
'Cause then I’ll be in the window like "damn, I gotta cut this guys head off"
Hahaha