We''ve been datin since high school we never once left this town
We use to go out on the weekends and we''d drink til we drowned
But now shes acting funny and I don't understand
I think that shes found her some other man

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She left me for jesus and that just ain't fair
She says that hes perfect how could I compare
She says I should find him and ill know peace at last
If I ever find jesus I'm kickin his ass

She showed me a picture all I could do was stare
At that freak in his sandals with his long pretty hair
They must think that I'm stupid or I don't have a clue
Ill bet hes a commie or ever worse yet a jew

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Shes given up whiskey and ah takin up wine
While she prays for his troubles shes forgot about mine
I'm a gonna get even I cant handle the shame
Why last time we made love she even called out his name

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It coulda been carlos or even billy or ted
But if I ever find jesus
Hes gonna wish he was dead amen