(Step forth and face the beast that is the mighty Tempest! Dare to go for a spin on the world's most horrifically fabulous ride! Behold the Tempest! The fastest, highest, steepest, and tallest coaster-ride ever to exist on this or any other planet!)

We fuckin' rollin' with no controllin', them bolts ain't holdin'
Take you higher, rollin' on wires, till time expires
Swinging corners, so kids are goners, you hangin' on-ers
Duck them tunnels, they shrink like funnels..Get your forhead pummeled
We upside down you, then round and round you, your evil found you
Let's go faster, it's sheer disaster, while spinnin' backwards
Jagged edges, no kind of ledges, with broken wedges
It's the largest, fastest, steepest, deepest, tallest, all this and more, roller coaster

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It's something thrilling for you, so get on, get on it (come on The Tempest)
You got that feelin' in you, so jump up, jump on it (Jump on it)
It's something wicked for you so get on, get on it (Let's ride The Tempest)
We got that ticket for you, so jump up, jump on it

Electrifyin' and now you climbin', feels like you flyin'
The carts are skain', slowly elevatin, sound like they breakin'
Rickety, rackety, clickety, clack, up we go, you no look back
Some French guy had to look, froze up and fell out, he got so shook
So fuck him, them polls keep duckin', this cart you stuck in
Upward spiral, the rings of fire, still climbing higher
Racket, rickety, clackity, click, now you on the tip-top tipity tip
Tip of the largest, fastest, steepest, deepest, tallest, all this, and more roller coaster

(Chorus)

Straight down, you fallin' you fallin' straight down so fast your skin is crawlin'
Straight down, you fallin' you fallin' straight down so fast your skin is crawlin'
You fallin' so fast, you see your whole life flast, you balls jump up your ass in a quick dash
You get whiplash, the shit fast on your bitch ass, and it don't stop till the shit crash

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