(Verse)
Last night me and my dogs were hangin' out
tired of being cramped up in the house
we was simply celebrating life
off from work today so it's alright
but all those up and downs had me in a twist
started dancing with this model chick
then every record became my favorite song
and that is all that I remember...

(Chorus)
Cause I had one too many drinks
and ended up at The Embassy
with this pretty little thing from Memphis, Tennessee
it was a one night extravaganza

(Verse)
When I woke up from lasts nights savagery (savagery)
babygirl was laying next to me (next to me)
shoes and clothes were scattered everywhere
I got dressed and got up out of there
but not before I called for me a cab (me a cab)
hungover from all the drinks I had (I had)
and now I'm telling my story to you
everything that I remember...

(Chorus)
Cause I had one too many drinks
and ended up at The Embassy
with this pretty little thing from Memphis, Tennessee
it was a one night extravaganza
I had one too many drinks
and ended up at The Embassy
with this pretty little thing from Memphis, Tennessee
it was a one night extravaganza

(Bridge)
Extravaganza, (x3)
Oh it was a extravaganza.
Yes it was, the things that I remember.

[Kanye West:]
And I remember,
Bein' at the bar,
Tryin to ask what the Hypno here fo' (here fo)
Knowin I can't afford to get mo'(get mo')
Here's a broke nigga trick buy one bottle and sip slow (Sip slow, slow down with that drink nigga)
Or, or leave tha club now do like I did,
Come back when you get dough.
A fish stick n***a, now we messin with lobster,
We messin with Grammy's, we messin wit Oscar's. (yeah)
We messin wit that dranky drank,
Plus you puffin on that stanky stank (yeah)
In the morning you gon' draw a blank.
The hotel said ya'll was on one
My girl wusn't on known shit I picked the wrong one.
Steady talking bout I ain't like them other girls.
Well tonight, I'm tryin to find them other girls.
Bring they own rubber girl, Neva meet your mother girl.
U know they love it when you love them,
Then they tell they're friends, girrrl.

(Chorus)
I had one too many drinks,
And ended up at tha embassy,( [Kanye:] You know they gon' blame it on tha drinks)
With this pretty little thing (You know that's just an excuse to do exactly what you wanted to do)
from Memphis, Tenessee. (J. Foxx. Kanye to the)
It was a one night extravaganza. (and the winnners are...)

(repeat chorus with adlibs)
[Kanye:]
That's BSP baby,
There's a lot of Black star power in tha room right now,
Easy, Easy please baby easy,
Calm down please.

[Jamie:]
I had one too many drinks