Salty leave
Salty leave

Tell me the one about the friend you knew
And the last good night that we toasted too.

Salty leave
Stay for me
Stay for me

We drank wine in the matinee
And the spotlight showed what it chased away

Stay for me

She saw my combover, her hourglass body
She had problems with drinking milk
And being school tardy
She'll loan you her toothbrush
She'll bartend your party

Kill me
Kill me

Called and I called, but I can't get through,
Said he's on his own, but his own is you

Kill me

(chorus)