Welcome to the family
Hope you have a real good life
With my little sister
Yeah, she'll make a real good wife

Hope you have lots of babies
Hope you get a real good job
Hope you don't mind comp'ny
Cause we'll be here a lot

Brother, here's some brotherly advice:
If you know what's good for you,
You'll treat her right, cause...

Grandpa's the local sheriff, yeah
He's the judge and the jury, too
Uncle Bill's the undertaker
Son, he'll dig a hole for you
Cousin Jesse, he's just crazy
He'll fight you just for fun
Momma's got a real bad temper
Daddy's got a shotgun

Welcome to the family
From this side of the tracks
If you ever leave her
You ain't comin' back

My nephew is a hunter
He's gonna hunt you down
Just like he did the last one
And he still ain't been found

I like you just fine,
Don't get me wrong
You'll take care of her
Cause if you don't...

Grandpa's the local sheriff, yeah
He's the judge and the jury, too
Uncle Bill's the undertaker
Son, he'll dig a hole for you
Cousin Jesse, he's just crazy
He'll fight you just for fun
Momma's got a real bad temper
Daddy's got a shotgun

Grandpa's the local sheriff, yeah
He's the judge and the jury, too
Uncle Bill's the undertaker
Son, he'll dig a hole for you
Cousin Jesse, he's just crazy
He'll fight you just for fun
Momma's got a real bad temper
Daddy's got a shotgun

Welcome to the family
Hope you have a real good life
With my little sister
Yeah, she'll make a real good wife
Haha...

Welcome to the family
Momma's got a real bad temper
Daddy's got a shot gun

Welcome to the family
Momma's got a real bad temper
Daddy's got a shot gun

Welcome to the family
Momma's got a real bad temper
Daddy's got a shot gun

Welcome to the family
Momma's got a real bad temper
My daddy's got a shotgun