Bell on door clanks, come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down chair don't be afraid
Steamed hot towel on my face

I'm ashamed (x3)

Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard I hear a zip
Pee pee pressed against my lips

I was shamed (x3)

I sense others in the room
Opie, Aunt Bea, I presume
They take turns in cut me up
I died smothered in [aunt Bea's muff ]

I was shamed (x3)