Uhhuh, uhhuh
Stupid girl (woo), stupid girls, stupid girls

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno paparazzi girl (yeah), I don't wanna be a stupid girl (uhhuh)

Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there
Laughing loud so all the little people stare
Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne (drop a name)
What happened to the dreams of a girl president
She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
They travel in packs of two or three
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees

Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be? (yeah yeah yeah)

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Maybe if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back (yeah)
Push up my bra like that (uh-huh), I don't wanna be a stupid girl

(Break it down now)
Disease's growing, it's epidemic
I'm scared that there ain't a cure
The world believes it and I'm going crazy
I cannot take any more
I'm so glad that I'll never fit in
That will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That's what I wanna see (c'mon)

Disasters all around
World despaired
Their only concern
Will they fuck up my hair?

Maybe act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno paparazzi girl,I dont wanna be a stupid girl
Maybeif I act like that,flipping my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

(Interlude)
Oh my god you guys, I totally had more that 300 calories today
That was so not sexy, no
(Vomits)
Oh, good one, can I borrow that?
(Vomits)
I WILL BE SKINNY!

(Do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya thing)
(I like this, like this, like this)

Pretty will you fuck me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Pretty would you fuck me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!

(Maybe if I)
Act like that,
Flipping my blonde hair back
(Maybe if I)
Push up my bra like that, stupid girl! (girl girl girl)

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno paparazzi girl, I dont wanna be a stupid girl
Maybe if I act like that,flipping my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

Stupid girl, stupid girl, stupid girl...