(Paul:)
She's a Perfect 10
But she wears a 12
Baby, keep a little 2 for me
She could be sweet 16
Bustin' out of the seams
It's still love in first degree

(Jacqui:)
When he's at my gate
With a big fat 8
You wanna see the smile on my face
And even at my door
With a poor poor 4
There ain't no man can replace

(Both:)
'Cause we love our love
In different sizes
I love her body
Especially the lies
Time takes it's toll
But not on the eyes
Promise me this
Take me tonight

(Jacqui:)
If he's extra large (paul: "that's me")
Well I'm in charge
I can work this thing on top
If he's XXL
Well what the hell
Every penny don't fit the slot

(Paul:)
All the anorexic chicks
The model 6
They don't hold no weight with me
Well 8 or 9,
Well that's just fine
But I like to hold something I can see

(Both:)
'Cause we love our love
In different sizes
I love her body
Especially the lies
Time takes it's toll
But not on the eyes
Promise me this
Take me tonight

(Paul:)
I bought a watch
To time your beauty
But I've had to fit a second hand

(Jacqui:)
I've bought a calendar
And every month
Is taken up by loverman

(Both:)
'Cause we love our love
In different sizes
I love her body
Especially the lies
Time takes it's toll
But not on the eyes
Promise me this
Take me tonight