Tabloid magazines
‘re made in hell
The falling stars are getting
Sucked
Down
We get seduced
Easy
We get
We get seduced

They sell us magazines about the stars
And watch us stare into the void
What not to wear to the awards
Who’s tit escaped on camera
Now these creeps are climbing up
The trees
The neighbors calling the
Police
They’re snapping pictures by the pool
We get seduced so easy

Checkout plugs all thumping toward
The page
An a list starlette shaves
Her brains
Plus starting millionaires
Who play TV makes the asscrack????
Tell us

How rad is it living in a microscope
Broadcasting into every single living room
Hot lights on your love life
Lemme buy
Close up
Tabloids
Shots of your cellulite

Hypnotizing pages of
Advice
The mad demented fashion do’s
Or dies
Who put this hook inside my mouth
You
You’re getting so obsessed
It’s all you talk about
We’re gossip hounds
On a couch

How rad is it living in a microscope
Broadcasting to every single living room
Hot lights on your love life
It’s not love
That’s sex on the first night

How rad is it living in a microscope
Broadcasting to every single living room
Hot lights on your love life
Lemme buy
Close up
Tabloids
Shots of your cellulite